Douche Baguette

A person of French or French Canadian descent who, while slumming in another part of the world, will constantly tell you how much better, cleaner, more sophisticated or civilized their country of origin is. Often insists on using undecipherable colloquial terms to the point of justifiable homicide. ex-calling napkins serviettes.

Jean-Luc orders Molson beer at every bar we go to then gives the server an attitude when they don't have it. He's a douche baguette of Alan Thicke proportions.
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by Haute Pepper September 15, 2011

Douche Baguette

A thin loaf of french bread that a woman inserts in her vaginal canal for purposes of enhancing her pleasure and its flavor for dinner later.

Lets eat a douche baguette for dinner tonight.

by Dr. Random May 21, 2009

douche baguette

A French douche bag; The boyfriend of a particular female of intrest that happens to be French.

While Billy was in Paris, he banged some douche baguette's girlfriend.

by TGNpancake May 21, 2009

Douche Baguette

The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.

Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."

Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."

Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"

Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"

by warmbrother May 02, 2018