The Dirty Double Cross

The highest dishonour one can bestow upon another. It's a medal (metaphoric or physical) awarded to a person whose evil devious dastardly backstabbery knows no bounds.

Bender was awarded The Dirty Double Cross by Richard Nixon in a feature length episode of Futurama for pulling off a time travel scam.

by asstastic August 22, 2012

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Colombian double cross

When your getting a blowjob from a person presumed to be female. They kick you in the balls. Then when on your knees with your mouth open in a expression of pain. They whip out their dick and shove it in your mouth.

I was getting a great hummer behind hobby lobby, then she pulled the Colombian double cross on me. I don’t know which part was worse.

by War.D.Bandit January 4, 2020

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Serbian Jew Double Cross

The Serbian Jew Double Cross is when you have a friend who happens to be a Serbian jew, from the mid 1930's, who just escaped from Auschwitz summer camp, then he comes back and poops on your car. The double cross occurs when your friend poops on your car.

Friend 1: "So Jose pulled a Serbian Jew Double Cross last night, that Jew"

Friend 2: "God Damn Jews."

by r897 June 18, 2011

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double cross

Synonym for shart. To be double crossed is while trying to expell excess methane from your rectum, you accidently squirt a little pooh out. Double crossing usually happens at the most inconveniant time (see example). After a serious bout of the flu, food poisoning, or dysentary it would be wise not to fart in public.

On his first date with Anne, Bill tried to snap out an innocent little fart and was double crossed. Bill spent the next 20 minutes in the bathroom washing the double cross from his shorts.

by Chuck Johnson May 28, 2006

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