double thumbs-down fart noise

When something sucks major ass, or is not cool.

Its double thumbs-down fart noise when you have to clean "mess" your friend left after fucking your mom.

by case78 May 21, 2011

double thumblock

whilst doggystyling a female partner, insert both thumbs into anus and bend at the first knuclke joint of the the thumbs and pulling towards yourself

john wanted to fuck doggystyle but his girlfriend decided she wasnt into it. John then applied the double thumblock problem solved his girlfriend couldnt get away.

by Dfuzed Cell September 19, 2009

double thumbing

When you are eating a girls pussy out and she is on her back and you lying on stomach usually, with your face in her pussy you wrap your arms up and around her legs from the outside to the inside and while eating her box you spread her pussy lips with index and forefinger, while inserting thumb#1 in upper pussy and thumb#2 in main pussy hole area, cxonstantly working and rubbing and thrusting into her until mayonnaise is pouring out on your face and you smile while she shakes and moans. Great job Casey B. from Idaho, you can eat some box real good..mmmmm

Casey was double thumbing a girl he met at the gym on his kitchen table when his old lady walked in and busted him with both thumbs and his tongue in her little pink pussy. Casey was in Big Trouble Mister, BIG TROUBLE, but the slut got double thumbed so she was good.

by kcgreen December 1, 2016

double thumper

When a man's penis is so large that the act of pulling it out on a table makes 2 thumps

All the boys in the Frat got double thumpers

by BodyBasper December 11, 2020

Double Breasted Bed Thumper

A winged angelic female beast, known to cause all sorts of wild and dangerous experiences. Natural habitat is in the kitchen, but when lured onto soft surfaces such as, beds, couches, or even the floor, she'll be ready to pounce on her prey and beat it till it explodes a horribly beautiful death.

Urban Explorer: crikey! We found ourselves a double breasted bed thumper, let's bait her into the bedroom!

DBBT: What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?!

*bags and grabs her*

(3 hours later...)

DBBT: Oh wow that was amazing. c;

by TheSexpertOfEcology October 4, 2011