double jointed ass

The gift or ability of being able to produce powerful farts on demand.

It stung their nose and it burnt their eyes and it even scorched the grass, and I twigged right then and there "He's got a double jointed ass."

by silve-ja May 22, 2005

double door ass

A person with an ass so large that they must open both doors to fit through

Friend 1: Whoah, she's massive
Friend 2: Yeah, she's got a double door ass

by ungrateful bastard August 22, 2011

Double decker ass burger

When you line up 2 cheeseburgers in a row, shove your dick in the middle, and proceed to fuck a bitch. Bonus points for having the chick being a fat hoe or having Aspergers.

Dude 1: yo bro, i just had sex with the kinkiest girl last night
Dude 2: damn bitch, what did you do
Dude 1: She let me put it up her ass and pull off a double decker ass burger. I shoved my dick in the middle i and showed that slut a new world of pleasure.

Dude 2: kinky shit my dude. Now can you pull your finger out of my ass, it's beginning to hurt

by PieVmasterZ October 4, 2017

double decker ass

A girl with a fat ass on top of her actual fat ass. i.e. Christa.

She sat down and her double decker ass was hanging out!

by Miss Kay October 3, 2006

double dipping ass badger

noun-someone who double dips a badger in the ass, the ultimate in douche-baggery, faggotry, and ass-hattery. They are so vial, not only are they double dipping, they're double dipping something that bites back.

That kid made up a nickname for himself, he calls himself LD? It means long dong? What a double dipping ass badger

by kosher crew August 22, 2010

Double Slap Ass Month

The whole month of November 2019 is just like slap ass month but two hands must be used to slap the ass

Roadman: "Rah swear down it's Double Slap Ass Month why you so pissed"
Bad B: "Immature"
Roadman: "Must be on the blob"

by Bandokay Lz November 3, 2019

double dutch that ass

While doing doggy style sex the man crosses his arms in front then smacks the right butt cheek with the left hand and the left butt check with the right hand. While screaming double Dutch

Man sees a bountiful ass walking down the street and turns to his friend and says

“Ted I would totally double Dutch that ass”

by Roadhouse Chic February 7, 2018