doot

1. A vagina
2. An insult to a stupid person
3. Common word used to sing sounds in songs
4. Tumblr User bobeestinger's favorite word

Stop being a doot you doot and send me some doots.

by poptarded September 3, 2013

Doot

Doot is a popular Spooktober meme. It consists of a poorly modeled skeleton that plays two quick note on a trumpet, and it sometimes pairs with a meme simillar to Triggered called Rattled.

Man, that Doot meme is so damn funny.

by HolyHandGrenade101 October 9, 2018

doot

A rude way of saying "shit".

Mang, you don't know doot!
That LL Kool J autograph aint worth doot, Homes!

by fucwad June 14, 2004

Doot

Ruggedly cute, adorable and masculine.

You're so doot!
Dootiful!
You're a koala doot.

by Dutinha June 4, 2021

Doot

Another word for joint/blunt
Said to be a mix of the wordszoot and doob (which both also mean joint)
Originates from Austrailia and is very common in Austrailia and New Zealand

Stoner 1 "hey bro. wanna go smoke another fat doot?"
Stoner 2 "yeah man. that last doot got me sooo baked"

by simon pottasy February 26, 2015

DOOT

A really cute and dopey dog that is the goodest doggo of all the land

Wow that dog is such a DOOT!

Awww what a DOOTY dog

by Owner of a DOOT June 13, 2020

Doot

To make a trumpet noise into a females vagina(s)

Trumpeting Chad: yo nigga i doot (ed) on some hot girl yesterday.

by Jollabanger December 25, 2018