Dick'n Donut

When a woman puts a jelly filled donut on her lovers cock and makes him provide the filling by giving him a very sticky handjob.

Flora gave me a dick'n donut yesterday and she ate the whole damn thing!

by Frugalmcdugal November 29, 2009

dont dick december

Whilst others may be attempting the Destory Dick December, those whomst most enlightened continue No Nut November through Dont Dick December.

“I’m so glad No Nut November’s over. Time for Dont Dick December!”

by Hwaseong December 4, 2017

DONT DICK EAT DECEMBER

Since males had to suffer the pain of No Nut November its the females turn for Dont Dick Eat December.

Dont dick eat december is payback

by #definitionsofpeople! December 2, 2019

Donut Dicking

When two or more homosexual males play ring-toss, using donuts and their erected penis.

Jay informed Brad that he prefers a chocolate glazed, when Donut Dicking.

by Officer Ramsey January 9, 2018

that dont mean dick

That dont mean anything, it's not valued, its unimportant.

"I started driving when I was 16yrs old" "well that dont mean dick cause you still drive like shit."

by Ladynoh February 28, 2023

dont put your dick in the crazy

dont go putting your dick in no crazy bich

i was banging this chick and she tried to rip the condom off and say i want kids

Friend: dont put your dick in the crazy

by my cocks on fire March 3, 2023

DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK

Abbreviated DYFWMD, this is a phrase commonly used in place of "don't mess with me", but with a more traditional meaning of "leave my penis alone".

This saying is thought to have been originated by Duke Wellington III, after a fellow nobleman who was stricken by the Black Plague, would use his decaying hand to taunt and otherwise pester the Duke. While this was primarily in jest, after the nobleman threatened to grab Wellington's scrotum (in effect, making it fall off), Wellington fatefully proclaimed "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" -- then proceeded to unsheathe his rapier and chop off the nobleman's infected hand.

True to it origins, this phrase is commonly followed by an act of aggression or violence.

Masculine Form - Contemporary

Dude 1: "Hey, I'm drinking your last beer…
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)

Masculine Form - Traditional

Dude 1: "Give me the remote or I’ll punch you in the balls.”
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)

Feminine Form

Girl 1: "Damn, that's your boyfriend...he's sexy! Does he like blondes?"
Girl 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Girl 1 in the vagina)

by munkman September 19, 2011