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donkey dick

a penis large enough that it could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some dirty shylock's face.
"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"

"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"
by Gnizzo December 28, 2005
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Big Floppy Donkey Dick

1) The large sexual organ a male donkey has

2) A colloquial term for a gentleman's large phallus

3) A variation upon the British game 'Bogies' wherein members of the class/group have to shout 'Big Floppy Donkey Dick' as loudly as possible without either being caught doing so or getting embarresed in the process. The winner is the person who shouts it the loudest.
Jack: (loudly) BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK!!!
Teacher: Get out Jack!!
Dave: Ha ha ha...
by Simon Young March 25, 2008
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big floppy donkey dick

Its a phallus. Its most likely large, and quite floppish.
Also, used often do to the manner in which it rolls off the tongue.
I truly desire to be in posession of a big floppy donkey dick. Mines tiny and under-used.
by Big-Floppy-Donkey-Dickless September 30, 2003
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Donkey Dick Guarantee

A guarantee so outrageous that it makes you think of a Donkey Dick.
That's a "Donkey Dick Guarantee" from you to me!
by FistFire July 12, 2007
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a fucking massive donkey dick

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big floppy donkey dick

"That donkey has a really big, floppy dick!"
by xenowhacker June 2, 2004
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Donkey Dick

1. In the US Army, a donkey dick is a fuel spout for a 5 gallon fuel can.

2. In the US Navy, specifically for AD's (Aviation Machinists Mates) who work on Engine and Fuel systems, the donkey dick is a tool to pressurize fuel lines.

3. Also in the Navy, specifically at TACAMO Squadrons VQ3 and VQ4, the term donkey dick is used to describe the pin that connects the aircraft nose wheels to the steering wheel.
AT2: Yo, did you remove the donkey dick before we started the move?

AMAN: Yes AT2.

AT2: OK so then what was that loud pop I just heard when we started turning?

AMAN: *gulp*
by Jp331 March 19, 2021
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