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doltez

(n):

1. Mistake; screwup; shenanigan.
2. Clumsy, awkward, or uncomfortable individual or establishment with no social skill, tact, or appropriateness.
3. Typographical or spelling error.

(v):

4. To mess something up, whether royally or in a minor way.

(adj):
5. A way to describe someone/something with qualities having to do with or related to a doltez.
(n):

1. Thanksgiving dinner was a doltez. I passed out in the laundry basket again and someone wrote "THINK ABOUT IT" on my face.

2. Helen said the guy she was setting me up with was nice, but he kicked my shins under the table the whole time with his Tevas and texted his dad and was generally a doltez!

3. I passed out from the pain before the tattoo guy finished my "ASSASSIN" tattoo and now I just got "ASSASS" written on my back! Total doltez!

4. Man, I just know I'm gonna doltez that 9/11 mural. I can't draw no crying eagle!

5. Is my resume bad? I posted that shit on Monster.com but only doltez employers ever call me. As if I would ever go work for someone whose business is "Scaggy's Escort Service and Laundromat."
by shirley boom December 23, 2010
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Dolton

A great friend with the exception that he can be a dick when he wants to be but you can't stay mad at him forever. He has our back when you need him and he's there when you're sad. Overall he needs to be more social and connect better with people.
Jess: Was that a friend of yours?
Me: Yeah, that was Dolton. He's a bitch.
by rose2202 February 8, 2018
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dalten

A Dalten is a leader. A fighter that won't back down. He's close to earth and Probly follows the hippie path. He doesn't let stuff get to him hes very mentally strong. A Dalten can be a best friend with him on your side you can do just about anything. A Dalten will have your back threw thick and thin. He's also a great wingman. A Dalten will open your eyes on life. He's someone you would follow cuz he's a leader.
I'm know I can do it ima Dalten to heart.
by Jhonny Marksmen May 20, 2018
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doltyn

a sweet boy who will love every girlfriend he ever has, a awesome friend and lover, a verry hot boy, totatly awesome
Doltyn is swegy
by Official Urban October 7, 2016
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Micky Dolenz

Hey you know The Monkees? I heard a {monkey} sings some of the songs!

Micky Dolenz looks like a monkey. periodt.
by Pablo Dymitries June 12, 2019
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Do-do dooten dooten

When your lady wants to finger dance on clitorus hill but is too embarrassed to say masterbate.
I'm going home to do some Do-do dooten dooten while think about being plowed by my big canadian stud.
by Lutzy08 November 1, 2016
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dotened

Rubbing ones unwashed doten on somebody's face while they sleep. When they wake up, it's like the entire world stinks like swamp ass and body odor.
"Why is Carl yelling at everybody to take baths and clean the house?"

"Well he got dotened last night so he thinks the everybody stinks but him."
by Veritas\Aequitas September 28, 2006
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