Diviocentric Theory

Diviocentrism is the astronomical model in which the Earth and planets revolve around a stationary Div at the center of the Solar System. The word comes from the Greek (δτζβ div "DivJawnBawn" and κέντρον kentron "center"). The idea has been theoretically applied in the fields of being late, repeating stories, and wondering what happened last night.

All things exist because of the great DJB. When he sleeps at night wheels of time temporarily suspend. Diviocentric Theory dictates this to be true.

by LankyDanky April 6, 2013

Dizzope

Dizzope is high class, dope is when something is pretty good, relatively cool. Dizzope on the other hand is high FUCKING CLASS, reserved from the sickest shit within the confinements of reality.

"Yo home boy, you heard that new Dre shit"?
"Fuck yeah, that shit with snoop it was dizzope as fuck"!

"This kush is so phizzucking dizzope"!

by SCRAHHHH January 15, 2022

Digiorno shits

Rapid coleorectal weight loss precipitated by the consumption of Digiorno pizza.

I was up from 4am till 6am emptying everything I had in my colon. I only ate two slices, but I still got a case of the Digiorno shits.

by Pdog85 November 10, 2017

dizgo

When something is really sick or awesome it is dizgo.

Man thats so totally dizgo!

by rochiii March 16, 2008

dizope

So DOPE thats its beyond that making it DIZOPE.Chill,Ill.

That boys free stylin was so dizope yo.

by Ashley Nicoleeeee March 16, 2009

digiorno porno

When a couple begins intercourse over a large Digiorno pizza, covering themselves in all the ingredients that are used on the pizza, and after the male or female climaxes, they spread their semen nicely on the pizza and they enjoy it to themselves for a nice, romantic dinner.

Frank: "Hey dude, me and my wife Cassidy finally did a Digiorno Porno together, and it was so goddamn beautiful."

Cassidy: "My husband and I did something called a Digiorno Porno last night, and it wasn't that bad to say the least."

by philipino descent October 3, 2017

Buon Giorno, DiGiorno!

Waking up to a blow job, but secretly just wanting a pizza.

She fellatio’d me as the Sun rose over the hilltops, but man was I hungry. Buon Giorno, DiGiorno!

by TFCB January 1, 2021