When you have sex so many times that your dick forgets to get erect while in the process of sexual intercourse, thus making it a dicktastrophy.
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When Maddy realised, after a night of crying about her latest failed relationship, that she had an important Physics test the following day, she declared the situation a disastrophe, and continued sobbing.
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Don't come in! My place is a total disastrophe! Or that drunk chick is a mess! She's a disastrophe waiting to happen!
by chocolate chick76 October 30, 2009
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Sara: How was that new hair place?
Nico: It was a total disastrophe - the guy wanted to give me an ironic perm. Ugh, Williamsburg.
Nico: It was a total disastrophe - the guy wanted to give me an ironic perm. Ugh, Williamsburg.
by nwags December 19, 2011
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A: Have you heard Apache Thundersnow's new single?
R: I haven't, is it any good?
A: No, it's a disastrophe! Their debut single "I'm Hardcore" was so much better...
R: I haven't, is it any good?
A: No, it's a disastrophe! Their debut single "I'm Hardcore" was so much better...
by A.Lep March 6, 2011
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Rick: Will, Dave just broke up with Monica! Now's my chance to...
Will: You'll try and she'll say no, we've been through this before.
Monica: Dave made my life a disastrophuck, how can I cope...
Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP, MONICA. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TELLING WILL WHY HE CAN'T DATE YOU?
Will: You'll try and she'll say no, we've been through this before.
Monica: Dave made my life a disastrophuck, how can I cope...
Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP, MONICA. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TELLING WILL WHY HE CAN'T DATE YOU?
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