Dirty dick

When you are playing fortnite and eating laxative gummy‘s and right before you get the win you shit your self while yelling oh fuck

Rob pulled a dirty dick last night

by Fortnite border control January 6, 2021

Dirty Dicking

Having unprotected sex with mutiple people

That guy is known for dirty dicking. He has 3 women pregnant at the same time.

by The-Optimistic-Lioness September 26, 2017

Dirty Dick

A male who has an STD and doesn't notify his partners before sexual activity

That dirty dick anthony gave me the clap

by Wurdy Gurdy October 9, 2009

Dirty Dick

Someone who, usually a guy who has sex with a girl who preys on guys, unbeknown to his knowledge that she is a whore.

She usually preys on freshmen or guys that are unaware of her fame.

The guy in particular is cursed for life of the name of Dirty Dick for the unknown amount of STD's contracted.

Dude 1: I had an awesome time with Tiffany last nite.
Dude 2: Don't you know, she preys on guys like us.
Dude 1: Oh shit...
Dude 2: Dude, you gotta dirty dick.

by Prophet of Salvation March 9, 2009

dirty dicking

The act of rubbing your dick, preferably when dirty, over an item, preferably food, that does not belong to you when the rightful owner isn't looking.

Ideally, after the act of dirty dicking someone's food, you wait for the unsuspecting victim to eat said food.

I was dirty dicking Caleb's burritos he left in the microwave earlier, hopefully he'll eat them.

by Necro-File January 8, 2006

Dirty Dick

A dirty dick showered with cum or other substances

Well that was great Hannah but now I have dirty dick

by Suckatit man May 17, 2018

Dirty dicking

intentionally giving someone an STD

I met this one annoying bitch on spring break so I started dirty dicking her so she would stop being a bitch. Now she got AIDs

by t_hoops237 July 28, 2015