Dirty Colin Basden

When a male sticks his penis up a girl right after she takes a big fat shit, then takes it out to have the girl suck his penis while humming the theme song to friends and also watching dantdm on YouTube while eating a peanut butter and broccoli sandwich

Me and my girlfriend did a dirty Colin Basden

by Prof. Dingaling B September 6, 2021

Dirty Collin

When a girl has a turtle head poking out, you get behind her like a quarterback. Say hike and catch the poop in your hands while the female turns around to catch the poop. Once the female catches the poop, the partners then use the poop as lube and resume sexual intercourse.

"I went over to Jessicas house last night and gave her the old Dirty Collin. There was shit everywhere."

by unanimousunicorn April 14, 2020

Dirty Collin

When you stick your toe up someone's ass and then grab their shoulder and bump their head into yours repeatedly until you both have concussions

Guy: I tried to pull a Dirty Collin on my friend but he has a thick skull

by Rednaksnek April 1, 2022

dirty collin

when your best friend wants to finger you so hard and stick his dick inside yours

Matthew did a dirty collin at the day care

by yalltnilloc September 2, 2022

Dirty Collin

When you spit on your shaft then slap a friend with it.

Was at a party and accidently got dirty collined

by anonymous April 10, 2023

Dirty Colin

When your dad gets out the shower and ejaculates into your face while eating a peanut butter mayo broccoli sandwich and then forcefully shits into your mouth before he squeezes his butt hairs so hard his butt juices are coming all over you face like you just got ejaculated on by 5 horse cocks then proceeding to lick it off your face and it tastes good.

My dad gave me the dirty Colin.

by Colin is a breckie hill gooner June 7, 2025