Dibbing

When you don't want to engage in a full dab, but you still want to let people know that you're lit.
Just throw your chin up and give it a quick /pchew/.

"Hey check it out dad, I'm woke! *dibs*"
"Dib on the hate."
"I don't have the energy today, so I'll be dibbing instead of dabbing."

by llamasaylol May 5, 2018

Dirking

1. Going to a work or school cafeteria to drink free coffee instead of working
2. Drinking coffee from a machine marked 'staff only' when you are obviously not staff.

Gary: Hey Andy, shall we go dirking during this next budget presentation?
Andy: Why not? They'll never believe we don't work here.

by Gareth Hall April 18, 2008

dibing

The straight guy at the gay community

I was dibing for my brother on Sunday night

by Navyrocks21 May 21, 2016

dirking

Tired of saying Dirt biking well,

Dirt plus Biking= Dirking

"I went dirking today, it was rad."

by H-poo March 30, 2008

Dirking

To selfishly engage in a romantic, one-sided relationship with a non-compatible partner without long-term intent due to desire for companionship.

Past tense: dirk-ed

David was dirking Lisa because he knew they were not compatible but he continued to see her even though he knew she wanted more than he was willing to give. Lisa was being dirked.

by sillymilo May 26, 2014

jelly dirting

It's when a lube up penis penetrates an anus that has not been wiped in a while.

Mom: it smell like smells like someone has been jelly dirting.

Son: shut up, like you know what that means..

by ghettojello November 23, 2013

dibbing

anal sex

those two guys are dibbers. she's in to dibbing.

by cockshift May 26, 2010