Dudometer

a measure of the dudeness of another

man this guys dudometer is off the charts! he is like the dudiest of dudes

by shaggymorphism November 18, 2021

Nipometer

A females external thermometer.

Hey stacy! Is it cold in here?
Idk! Let me check my nipometer!

by T Beezy December 23, 2018

dildometer

An abstract tool for measuring acts of douchitude on a subjective scale.

The "editors" of urbandictionary often break the dildometer scale when they reject my definitions for no good reason...including this one.

by BigEz April 8, 2010

diameter

a person's middle, torso etc.

Dude: Twinkies = best thing ever bro
Bro: You know your diameter's increasing cuz of that shit, right dude? You'll die

by Dippson October 9, 2008

Dildometer

The dildometer is a device used to measure the velocity of any given dildo. i.e. the speed of a dildos movement when inserted into an orifice of the users choice.

Tom: What were your new dildo's ratings on the dildometer??
Jessica: My dildo was off the charts!! The dildometer read out the dildocity at an astonishing 100 dildons!
Tom: Wow! You gotta let me borrow that!

by butt chug January 2, 2016

Dildometer

A tool used to measure the ROP (rate of penetration) a given dildo can achieve during use.

Pronounced "dil-dah-mih-ter"

Mechanics got back with my bout that faulty dildo.. His dildometer indicated it had an extremely low ROP! Time fer a new dilly!

by Multi-zone Completion December 12, 2010

dilometer

the measurement of a penia

His dilometer was very underwhelming.

by OG vapors May 15, 2021