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Dingleberry El Grande

When a fourth generation dingleberry matures to the size of a walnut and other hairs are conjoined into the over-sized dingleberry forming a gate of excruciating pain. As the dingleberry expands and pulls the hair, the O-ring swells up like a female baboon.
The record for the largest dingleberry el grande measured 7 1/2 in in diameter
by thedream75 June 15, 2010
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Cum DingleBerries

When you masturbate in the shower an the cum gets stuck to your pubes and gells up, so its like impossible to get it out, so it just hangs there for a while
"I jacked off in the shower an couldnt get those Cum DingleBerries off my pubes for a week"
by yodazzz May 19, 2009
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Dingleberry Kush

An instance when one eats a large quantity of marijuana-filled edibles and farts directly into his/her partner's mouth. The partner proceeds to inhale the fart, causing her to get "high".
Man, Barbara is so high, she hit Marvin's Dingleberry Kush.
by ArikaGuischeki June 23, 2011
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dingleberries

When wiping your butt with cheap toilet paper, pieces of cheap toilet paper catch/cling to anus hair(s), therefore having berries that dingle from your butt.
If you use that generic toilet paper, you'll get dingleberries.
by samiam6977 January 16, 2009
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dingleberry bandit

Somebody who likes to eat dirty buttholes. Usually associated with rape festish or BDSM.
My dom totally blew my mind when they pulled me off the toilet and preceded to become a dingleberry bandit.
by crazynazizombiechic88 January 20, 2017
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Dingleberryologist

A master of dingleberries. This individual has a depth of knowledge pertaining to the study of shit crumb entanglement in ass hair. He or she has a complex understanding of the etiology of this common complaint. Their understanding of dingleberries extends beyond the experience itself and delves into the incidence, prevalence, regression, growth, and essentially ubiquitous nature of this process.
Matt is a fucking dingleberryologist; that kid really gets it when shit gets stuck in your ass hair.
by Dr. Dingleberryologist November 20, 2018
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