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dinglemuncher

1.a term of endearment used to describe one whose natural diet consists of a melange of trapped toilet paper, curly ass-hair and ass-nuggets. 2. a clever german surname of a family of coprophiliacs.
1. could i have some extra napkins for my sweet dinglemuncher? 2. Mrs. Dinglemuncher and I are planning to give our shoutouts when David Hasselhoff goes to TRL.
by autoreverseaudio July 17, 2004
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diglamash

The child spawn of satan usually used to describe an evil or sadistic person of the teenage generation.
Joey was such a diglamash!

(From Two and a Half Men) Charlie: We shall spawn a child called Diglamash and unleash a new wave of darkness upon the land.
by Crazy Axer May 17, 2009
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dingleman

An ice cream man, a man who sells ice cream from a truck. So named because of the bell that is used to summon customers to the truck.
Mom, I hear the dingleman. Can I have some money for a popsicle?
by heptune February 3, 2006
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dinglemuffin

a cross between a dingleberry and a pudgemuffin
ha you little fat fuck go wipe your ass you stupid dinglemuffin
by dont worry bout it December 10, 2004
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Dinglemonster

A restroom user who, but virtue of thoroughness, or just total fucked-up/odd ass-wiping technique leaves shit-stained dingle-berries all over the toilet and toilet seat.
Dude, I just went to drop a deuce in the handicap poopin stall and get this; the effing Dinglemonster struck again...little brown rolled up pieces of teepee on the seat, on the floor...all over! Who is this guy? Who could wipe their ass in a manner that leaves dirty shit-paper all over the throne?
by The Fig January 7, 2010
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Dinglemuffin

N.

An overly sarcastic person (normally a female), though is not at all un-loved or hated, but in fact loved and cherished by those around them.

Dinglemuffin's are often have negative attitudes towards personal outcomes are upcoming events, yet they are often wrong about said events and outcomes of past events.

adj. -dinglemuffinish
Person 1: "I love masculine men!"

Dinglemuffin: "oh yes, because your boyfriends sooooo masculine."

Person: " Oh HAHAHA you are one funny dinglemuffin.

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Dinglemuffin: "I BET YOU FAILED MY HISTORY TEST!"

Person 1: "Oh shut up, you did fine."

20 min. later

Dinglemuffin: " I GOT 100 ON MY TEST!"
by carogray13 November 30, 2009
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Dingla

Tyler was being a Dingla because he wouldn't listen.
by Sdfsjsk September 11, 2016
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