delusionalship

A one-sided love where you constantly think someone is dropping you hints or has a crush on you whilst it's all in your head (a delusion) and they don't actually care.

"I can't believe I was in a delusionalship with her for so long"

by rektx March 6, 2023

illusions of unzippedness

A barely recognized but fairly common misperception that one’s fly is always open.

He suffered throughout his life with unrelenting illusions of unzippedness.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Work Illusionist

Someone who give the illusion of doing work, but in reality does nothing. This trick can be preformed by; by attending meeting, especially meetings in other office buildings; volunteering for non-work activity such as organising work social events.

The work illusionist can fill this void by wandering around, going to movies or strip clubs.

Boss Hay where's insert slacker name , he said he was in a meeting with you ?

Office Worker Hang on, he said he was in a meeting with you.

Boss Look like we a have a work illusionist on the pay role

by 58008 January 30, 2010

Musician Delusion

When a musician or band has an over inflated sense of talent. Fan base usually consists of family and friends whom are obligated to support them.

"I'd rather listen to stray cats in heat than one more minute of this crap, these guys have musician delusion."

"No dude, I'm sure that you'll be discovered in this midwestern dive bar, (under his breath as friend walks away) wow he's totally got musician delusion!"

by Ms Keepin real January 26, 2012

delusions of adequacy

An insult suggesting that someone is not only sub-standard, but that he is incorrect by thinking that he is even up to par. A play on delusions of grandeur.

Clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed, Carl nonetheless suffered from delusions of adequacy.

by ntvnykr October 7, 2006

delusionable

from the latin delusio, the act of being delusional, as coined by a MSFT technologist

That person is delusionable

by GiveUntoCaesar August 13, 2007

Whipgraft Delusion

The phenomenon in which you catch your reflection in the mirror and get the sense that you're peering into the eyes of a stranger, as if you're looking at a police sketch of your own face aged forward 20 years, which would imply that the real you is out there somewhere, wandering the streets of your old neighborhood, still at large.

When looking into the mirror yesterday, I felt like I had the whipgraft delusion.

by SaikoRyder December 13, 2021