dilfism

the practice of simping over old men who look married and rich

“bruh zoe simps over like,, 5 of her friends’ dads.....”
“it’s called dilfism dumbass!! anyways,, any of you want a stepmom?”

by kurapikers February 1, 2021

The Dillinger Escape Plan

A badass fucking band that's too badass for pussy emo kids to handle, so they fall back on Bring me the horizon and asking alexandria.

Badass: Hey man listen to Panasonic Youth by The Dillinger Escape Plan

Emo: *head explodes*

by peebags July 26, 2011

Dillinger Escape Plan

One of the greatest math/grind/hardcore metal bands to come out in a long time. Using crushing riffs, lots of time/tempo changes, screamed vocals, often interchanged with beautiful harmony in their later work, mental lyrical content and intense live shows, these are a band anyone into extreme metal needs to hear.

Notable albums include:

Irony Is A Dead Scene (Written with Mike Patton, need I say more?)
Calculating Infinity
Miss Machine

Seriously, check them out. I would recommend the songs "34% Burnt", "Setting Fire To Sleeping Giants", "Pig Latin", "The Running Board", "Sugar Coated Sour" and their version of Aphex Twins hit "Come To Daddy" is amazing.

Dude1 - Have a good time at the Dillinger Escape Plan gig last night?

Dude2 - It was fantastic. I can't see.

by PolarShocK September 4, 2009

karl dilkington

Karl Pilkington's "Nick Name" Given To Him By His Insurance Company When They Said His Last Name Incorrectly.

Dear Mr. Dilkington

You are our most valuable customer

"I Threw in the bin" -"Karl Dilkington"

by DefinitelyNotGage June 30, 2015

Dilin

Dilin is hella athletic with usually an amazing body. Dilin is very smart but also acts dumb as hell. Dilin is very loyal and is someone to cherish in a relationship and as a friend.

Man I wish I was dilin.

by Mm7g April 9, 2019

dilfism

religion worshipping the dilfs President Snow, Samuel L Jackson, Will Farrell, and Leonardo DiCaprio. It is a sin to be pigeon toed.

People who practice dilfism are often shamed by rotc members in wheelchairs.

by bigboisav January 7, 2020

Dilling

The act of falling asleep during routine daily activites.

Steven went dilling

by Steven Dill On 3 October 2, 2011