dildonot

A dangerous dildo never intended to actually be used.

After mistaking a dildonot for her regular sex toy, Mary accidentally gave herself a prolapsed uterus.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

dildacorn

a dike straps on a dildo to her head and fucks her fat butch dike friend.

i am a dildacorn.

by Tbag March 4, 2003

dildonosphere

A sphere with many dildos sticking out of it. May be used by multiple people simultaneously.

Aren't you gonna wash that dildonosphere before you use it? You did buy it on Ebay, after all. OR Your mum and entire extended family had such an amazing time on the dildonosphere last night.

by M0dey March 12, 2010

Dildangle

A type of dildo that hangs from a ceiling/wall.

That chick totally just took it from behind, with her dildangle on the wall!

by J-Moneyshot321 April 8, 2010

Dilano

A man who joins the military and gains all bad things from joining the military after basic training, including anger issues, lust for blood, and a marriage in a six month relationship. These "people" are also absolute dumbasses and typically in debt.

"John became a Dilano halfway through his basic training graduation ceremony

by IMetMyGFonAmongus March 13, 2022

dildan

a dildan is a sex toy used by men. It is in the shape of a pussy and fits rite on the guys knob so wen you turn it on it vibrates, and now your hands won't get tired!

The new dildan I just got feels like an actual pussy!

by j-wix February 15, 2007

Dilano Skillano

When there is a Dilan that has mastered his talents and is so skillful to be a god he will end up as a Dilano Skillano,

Dilano Skillano! What beautiful skill from him, he gets past all the defenders even better than Ronaldo and Messi!

by Xceloh April 24, 2018