dildoni

A male, obsessed with the size of his penis and his overabundance of testosterone, who shouts at anyone willing to listen to him about his excess of sexual potency.

A guy going onto a forum and shouting " HEY EVERYONE! I GOT A 15 INCH COCK!" would be a dildoni.

by Argle September 23, 2007

dildonium

The hardest metal element known to women and gay men.

Let's make a new spacecraft out of dildonium.

by DanSexy January 6, 2008

dildarchery

The act of shooting a dildo into an anus, mouth, or vagina of someone using a compound bow or possibly a crossbow. Requires precision and skill.

I was browsing porn and I saw a video of some girl getting a dildo shot up her ass with a bow, so I coined the phrase dildarchery. Man the internet is strange!

by Deathbringer12 July 26, 2018

Dilan

the definition of perfection. She’s the hottest from all the girls and she is very smart. She is probably the pretty bestfriend and is a badass. She gets all the boys and get them bags.

who’s the baddest bitch on earth?
It’s probably Dilan

by dilanasya February 21, 2021

Dillanger Kane

Julia's boyfriend forever and ever!

Julia say's: I love you Dillanger Kane

Dillanger Kane say's: I love you too my Julia, for ever and ever.

by TheGirlfriend/ August 22, 2011

Dildastic

Of, or, pertaining to dildos and/or phallic objects.

"With their multitude of tall buildings, major cities across the world are quite dildastic."
"I'm not saying that I don't like him, but I wouldn't shed a tear if he died a dildastic death."

by BWhatley February 22, 2009

Dildacorn

The act of one person using duct tape to stick a large, cock shaped dildo onto the forehead of another person after tieing them up. The recipient may also have a rope taped to their ass as a tail for added effect.

Person1 got wasted at a party. His friends decided to turn him into a Dildacorn.

by KaMp KaRnIe 4 lyfe April 19, 2015