dometers

Gagues inside of a car. Normally included is the speedometer, odometer, fuel gauge and tachometer.

The Toyota Echo's dometers are set in middle of the car. The resulting crash is probably why it looks like a smushed Corolla.

by Dr. Joseph Kimball July 18, 2004

Dudometer

a measure of the dudeness of another

man this guys dudometer is off the charts! he is like the dudiest of dudes

by shaggymorphism November 18, 2021

dildometer

An abstract tool for measuring acts of douchitude on a subjective scale.

The "editors" of urbandictionary often break the dildometer scale when they reject my definitions for no good reason...including this one.

by BigEz April 8, 2010

diameter

a person's middle, torso etc.

Dude: Twinkies = best thing ever bro
Bro: You know your diameter's increasing cuz of that shit, right dude? You'll die

by Dippson October 9, 2008

Dildometer

The dildometer is a device used to measure the velocity of any given dildo. i.e. the speed of a dildos movement when inserted into an orifice of the users choice.

Tom: What were your new dildo's ratings on the dildometer??
Jessica: My dildo was off the charts!! The dildometer read out the dildocity at an astonishing 100 dildons!
Tom: Wow! You gotta let me borrow that!

by butt chug January 2, 2016

Dildometer

A tool used to measure the ROP (rate of penetration) a given dildo can achieve during use.

Pronounced "dil-dah-mih-ter"

Mechanics got back with my bout that faulty dildo.. His dildometer indicated it had an extremely low ROP! Time fer a new dilly!

by Multi-zone Completion December 12, 2010

DICKometer

A device that is attachable to vaginas, and measure the amount of dick that the vagina gets. The measurement is in d/m (Dicks per minute). It is a very useful device and can be used for many purposes such as:
a. It helps keep track of how big a slut you truly are
b. Gurls can have dick offs/competition where there will be an objective judge
c. Proving your fat friend Janet, who claims she gets loads of D, is a fucking virgin

Just attached a DICKometer to my pussy, gotta get fuckin

by Aguerokingdom76 July 14, 2018