dickvina

a penis that looks like a vagina

Look at spankkie's genitals! He has a dickvina!

by GurlGenius January 15, 2009

dickinese

The language assholes speak

Chris was speaking dickinese last night.

by kandy69 January 29, 2014

Dickvina

This is a person that is born with both a Dick and a Vagina.

My friend ate my Dickvina

by WEYCLEER May 3, 2021

dickvinga

a penis that is cut in half

The other mam i have sex with had a dickvinga

by WEYCLEER May 3, 2021

dicklined

Refers to what da card-scanner not only unexpectedly displays when you swipe your debit or Food Stamps card, but is also a real "d**k" about saying it, and/or says it in such a hurtful/critical way dat it makes YOU feel like a "royal d**k" for even daring to presume dat said scanner would even consider accepting your card. (Can also refer to da status of a chick's not agreeing to spread her legs for you.)

There's hardly anything more humiliating than having your payment-card "dicklined" in da checkout lane, especially if there are other impatient shoppers in da line behind you. Keeping your card clean and up-to-date can indeed help to minimize da risk of this unfortunate development's happening, but computer-networks are hardly infallible, and so you still can never be sure. Totally SUX, but it's true, unfortunately.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023