dickervention

When you and your friends decide that a friend needs and intervention regarding his dickishness.

Hey Manny is such a dick, we need a dickervention.

by CommonDraccus January 27, 2013

Dickered

A very rural Canadian way of saying you're drunk.

Lets go get dickered this week

Hey man you dickered yet

by Akumetsu June 2, 2011

dickpress

a bench press and leg press put together in order to develop a defined, toned, and massive chode

guy 1: don't you love a dickpress?

guy 2: yea bro, it's how i went from "B========D" to "B=====D" and finally to "BD"

guy 1: amazing

by weejooooooo April 18, 2010

dickpressed

when you haven't had sex in so long you're depressed

Suzy: I'm so dickpressed, I haven't had sex in a month!!!!

by killerbird12 May 6, 2016

Dickered

Synonym for drunk.

Experience can be enhanced by smoking a joint.

Hey Kyle lets get Turkey and the crew, then get dickered tonight! Weck will probably break the water fountain again and put a hole in Alexa's fridge! Then, we can go mess with carrot as he locks himself in his room and skypes!

by Sheriff69 November 28, 2012

Dickervention

When an intervention is needed because you or someone you love is powerless over The D.

My girl Lauri was airtight last night playing vaginal tetris . I think she needs a dickervention.

by Tarendactyl June 22, 2016

Dickerick

A limerick poem written with or about a penis.

There once was a penis named Fred
Who had a rotund little head
And in perfect time
The head begat slime
All over my Auntie Jean's bed

"Kelly, why do you always face the wall when you write?"
"I can't help it mom, I don't like it when you watch me make my dickericks."

by Emerson44 September 3, 2016