Dicklodge

When a person or thing is causing irritation or antagonising.

Lily you are a real dicklodge.

by Laziskewl October 8, 2022

Dick Dodger

A girl who always tries to avoid having sex by making up silly excuses Or a girl who won't let you go past 2nd or 3rd base...

"So how did it go with Stacey dude?"

"Couldn't get past third, she said she had to go somewhere"
"Dude! She's a straight up dick dodger!"

by JumatiK August 19, 2011

Dickbooger

When a male specimen is ready to mate, his pee pee leaks a white substance called precum, in other words, a dick booger

Stacy looked at Jason's rod and dickboogers were leaking out.

by DickBooger July 10, 2017

dickmonger

one who is beyond the gayest of gays

you know that guy jeff? hes a dickmonger

by FUKKEN BULLSHETs March 9, 2011

DickMonger

A fat slutty whore
who is a nice lady
YOUR LANGUAGE IS OFFENSIVE TO ME
eat balls

Shut up dickmonger. your language is offensive to me

by JAYYYYdeeeeeeesixtynine May 27, 2011

Dick dodger

A lesbian

Man you can't get with her she is a full blown dick dodger

by 333bam September 14, 2024

Dickmonger

Someone who is on your dick constantly. You wish they would leave you alone but they don't. Just like killmonger in black panther they won’t stop the bs.... hint the name dickmonger

Why you gotta be such a dickmonger

by Youngdoggy July 8, 2019