Dick fingers

The use of air quotes while speaking to add dickish sarcasm, dickish irony, or a dickish euphemism to an otherwise innocuous word or phrase.

To show dickish sarcasm on an important and controversial issue: the politician throws up his dick fingers when he says the word "health" in the phrase "That's the extreme pro-abortion position, (a mothers) quote 'health.'"

by E. A. Friendly March 11, 2009

Dick Fingers

Everything you touch you fuck.

"Hey Ki, you fuckn fucked my computer you fucken dick fingers!!!!

by Dewk Knewkem February 22, 2011

Dick Fingers

A hyperendemic medical condition caused by forgetting to wash one's hands post-masturbation. Transmission occurs via tactile association between infected and susceptible individuals. Symptoms include extreme clamminess of the hands; a smell can usually be ascertained as well. Objects at risk of contamination include door knobs, refrigerator handles, light switches, and computer mouses especially. At present, the only known vaccination is castration.

Note: DF cannot be considered an STD because masturbation does not count as sex.

Doctor: "I'm afraid you have DF."
Josh: "Is it curable?"
Doctor: *Sighs* "No, not really."

Girl: "Oh my god...you have dick fingers!"
Guy: "I guess I forgot to wash my hands."

by anotheraeolist September 27, 2013

Dick Fingers

When someone is so clumsy with their hands, it is as if their fingers are penises

Scott can't open the door because he has dick fingers.

by MarioSpinsters69 April 3, 2023

Dick Fingers

N. The hand signal used for quotation.
Often used by dicks.

- I'm worried about Obama's so called "Change we can Believe In."



-- Dude dont give me those Dick Fingers.

by Samuel Aubin March 8, 2009

dick fingering

Excessively touching an item or person for any period time

Hey buddy ,stop dick fingering my phone.

by Zilla25 November 23, 2015

Dick Finger

The smell you get on your finger after touching the tip, when you're done masterbating.

I gotta stop touching the tip of my junk after wacking off.. I got total Dick Finger!

by Jodelle Michelle April 26, 2015