A present that a man may give to his girl friend. It is ill advised to give this gift unless you are as cool/cooler than Justin Timberlake. That way, if the girl doesn't like it, she can always find solace in the fact that you're cooler than Justin Timberlake, who is pretty cool in his own right.
Average Joe: Here I got this for you.
Girl: What is that?!? Is that your dick in a box? That is gross.
Average Joe: Why can't I be as cool as JT?!?!?!?!?!
Girl: What is that?!? Is that your dick in a box? That is gross.
Average Joe: Why can't I be as cool as JT?!?!?!?!?!
by Yorf February 1, 2007
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Steps:
1. cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Make her open the box
Steps:
1. cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Make her open the box
by Leonidis June 21, 2008
Get the Dick n a box mug.A hit game-show on independent South Wales TV. The show consists of male celebrities taking turns to see how long they can support a medium sized budweiser box on their erect penises.
"Hello, this is Nelson Mandela and you're watching celebrity dick in a box!"
"I'm Sir Alan Sugar and you're watching celebrity dick in a bloody box!"
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by ***Welshy*** September 13, 2010
Get the Celebrity Dick in a Box mug.R&B song parody that Justin Timberlake performed on Saturday Night Live (otherwise known as SNL). The main part of the video contains Timberlake and SNL cast member Andy Samberg dancing with Christmas-wrapped boxes, attached to their genitals. Probably one of SNL's best sketches in at least 10 years, and makes me forget about the Nipplegate incident of 2004.
by The Producer December 27, 2006
Get the dick in a box mug.Popularized in the 2006 SNL short starring Justin Timberlake, this notorious yet considerate gift arrangement is perfect for any occasion, i.e. Christmas, Hannakah, or Kwanzaa. Follow these steps for the perfect gift.
Step 1. Cut a hole in a box.
Step 2. Put your junk the box.
Step 3. Let her open the box.
Step 1. Cut a hole in a box.
Step 2. Put your junk the box.
Step 3. Let her open the box.
John: Yo I gave my wife the best gift last night.
Bob: What was it? a diamond ring? a fancy car? a house in the hills?
John: Those dont express how I feel. I gave her my dick in a box.
Bob: What was it? a diamond ring? a fancy car? a house in the hills?
John: Those dont express how I feel. I gave her my dick in a box.
by B Lane December 10, 2008
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2. put your junk in that box
3. make her open the box
It's a dick in a box, giirll.
2. put your junk in that box
3. make her open the box
It's a dick in a box, giirll.
by George Ellis December 26, 2006
Get the dick in a box mug.Man who believes and acts like he has the largest penis in a geographic area, and therefore, feels he rules over other men by size and can claim all the pussies in that area. Area can be defined as something as small as a party, niteclub, campus or town or larger geographic area over which the Biggest Dick in the Box feels he can preside.
One dude to Another in a Club: Who is that flypaper with all the coochies stuck to him
Another: He thinks he's the Biggest Dick in the Box
Dude: Well either he's epic or he's fronting
Another: Either way, he's got coochie action and we don't
Another: He thinks he's the Biggest Dick in the Box
Dude: Well either he's epic or he's fronting
Another: Either way, he's got coochie action and we don't
by sarasplayroom.com August 20, 2009
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