future diary

A dairy of a girl named Yuno Gasai. If you fuck with Yukon Amano you have a 99.99 percent chance to be killed in some brutal fashion.

Future Diary- tells the future

by YaboiEvil May 9, 2018

I've got her diary

A term meaning that you know everything there is to know about a friend.

She better not turn on me, I've got her diary, she tells me everything.

by OliveSnook January 6, 2009

diary

A notebook containing one's personal thoughts, feelings, plans, attitudes, observations, and the like. Written in usually at frequent intervals, usually but not always kept private.

I've kept a diary since I was 7. It's fun to read later.

by bawdy January 7, 2007

diarya

the/an explosion of thought and feeling being written down in a diary, journal, blog, etc.

Tom: Dude, I went through such hell this week, I'm gonna have diarya all over my blog.

by maxintosh12345 May 20, 2008

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

A “diary” book series about a middle school boy named Greg Heffley. His best friend is named Rowley Jefferson. The author of the series is Jeff Kinney.

The Diary of a Wimpy Kid book series is good for all ages.

by -Sunshine May 26, 2018

diarromit

Diarromit describes the combination of two horrific stomach ailments, diarrhea and vomit. Following an exceptionally foul-smelling bowel movement, one is so nauseated by the stench that she has no choice but to immediately vomit.

One who has just experienced diarromit often has to switch back and forth between sitting on the toilet and standing to turn around and vomit. In unfortunate cases, the mix of diarromit in the toilet water may splash back up on the person's face, further prolonging the cycle.

After eating that Polish hot dog from the cafe in the casino lobby, I got so sick that I was stuck in the bathroom with diarromit for half an hour.

by leigh jc January 27, 2006

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

A book, or series of books, by Jeff Kinney about a self-centered middle school boy named Greg Heffley and the funny situations he finds himself in. The story is told with a combination of words and pictures; something between a novel and a comic book.

Any age can enjoy Diary of a Wimpy Kid. I'm 20 and I like it, the elementary school kids in my neighborhood like it, my teenage sister likes it, and my dad likes it.

by RoadTripWest July 17, 2011