Douchitis

Originates from Douchebag. Douchitis is a disease caught by many in recent times. Symptoms of Douchitis include wearing an excess of collared t-shirts at the same time, taking a picture of your abs or taking pick up basketball games way too seriously.

"Man, Chad just took his shirt off in a basketball game and nobody was designated skins."

"He has a sever case of Douchitis."

by Jordan077 July 23, 2009

DeuceTime

FaceTiming someone while you're dropping a deuce

To DeuceTime, or not to DeuceTime,

That is the questino.

by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

deuceting

The process of texting while dropping a duece. Usually required when the urge strikes mid-text conversation.

Jon: "Do you hear that noise?"
Jim: "Yeah I think that's Bill in the stall deuceting."
Jon: "Hope he finishes before he has to wipe."

by Tat-717 March 20, 2011

Deuceity

The fear of defecating in another person's bathroom.

Kyle, afflicted with Deuceity, was deathly afraid of dropping mud in an unfamiliar woman's bathroom.

by bereloom May 6, 2014

Decentish

When you are feeling only kind of decent.

I don't know. I guess I'm feeling decentish.

by Casual_Knight_ February 26, 2021

Duckitis

Is best described as a sudden and severe case of amnesia leading you to duck the person or people you owe money to.

Well “Miss shoe-in” when you do get your job you make sure you remember to pay me back my money and don’t develop severe case duckitis.

by Starving Artist246 October 21, 2021

Deceivist

Deceivist - (ex; one who deceives others.)

Deceivist -

(use; "Daniel sure is a damn good deceivist")

by Grahambia December 8, 2025