One of the great American hockey teams with 11 cups under their belt and 20 strait playoff runs, this is a prestigious team. Mostly hated due to butthurt newfriends, who are mad because their Chicago Blackhawks got beat by the Red Wings again, or because the Red Wings are at the top of the Central-Division and their team isn't.
RW fan: Yeah The Detroit Red Wings won again!
Butthurt newfriend: oh they suck because all there fans are bandwaggoners.
RW fan: right -_- thats why your team is 10-18
Butthurt newfriend: oh they suck because all there fans are bandwaggoners.
RW fan: right -_- thats why your team is 10-18
by H8RZgunH8 February 9, 2012
Get the Detroit Red Wingsmug. They are better then your hockey team. Est 1926
Steve Yzerman, Gordie Howe, Nickolas Lidstrom, chris osgood
A NHL hockey team proven to be the best ever.
Steve Yzerman, Gordie Howe, Nickolas Lidstrom, chris osgood
A NHL hockey team proven to be the best ever.
"Whose your favorite NHL team?"
"it doesn't matter because the Detroit Red Wings are better then them"
"it doesn't matter because the Detroit Red Wings are better then them"
by nick beyer May 31, 2009
Get the Detroit Red Wingsmug. Perhaps the best american hockey team to win more cups then any other american can. they had 6, 1 Terry Sawchuk,
7 Ted Lindsay, 9 Gordie Howe, 10 Alex Delvecchio, 12 Sid Abel, and 19 Steve Yzerman. they have a 19 playoff streak
going to 20. the sad part about this team is thier cocky fans
7 Ted Lindsay, 9 Gordie Howe, 10 Alex Delvecchio, 12 Sid Abel, and 19 Steve Yzerman. they have a 19 playoff streak
going to 20. the sad part about this team is thier cocky fans
by funkyfresh 91 June 16, 2010
Get the Detroit Red wingsmug. "How was the Detroit Red Wings-Devils game last night?"
"I don't know. I fell asleep after the first five minutes."
"I don't know. I fell asleep after the first five minutes."
by Soup Lover May 3, 2009
Get the Detroit Red Wingsmug. Forewarning; this only works while your lady is on the rag, do not try unless there is something fucked in your head. When getting some head from your woman and you start to cum you scream out "GOAL!", then you pull out a hockey puck and knock her two front teeth out. Then with a firm grip you yank out her tampon and place it in the newly formed tooth gap.
by Dean Wesley January 16, 2019
Get the The Detroit Red Wingmug. One of the original six hockey teams and the most corrupt. Full of old players. Basically they buy their way to victory much like the Yankees or the Lakers. No one likes the Red Wings but two people:
1. People from Michigan
2. Bandwangon faggots who know nothing about hockey.
1. People from Michigan
2. Bandwangon faggots who know nothing about hockey.
Hockey fan: The only thing worst to come from Michigan than the Detroit Red Wings is ICP and Juggalo fags.
by bloodredrage February 28, 2011
Get the Detroit Red Wingsmug. by Dodger of Zion May 13, 2008
Get the Detroit Red Wingsmug.