Derren Brown

A very charming, clever and rather handsome fellow from Croydon who is very good at bending people's minds.

You: Hello - how are you today?
Me: Hello - Derren Brown is currently bending my mind and it feels very pleasant indeed, thankyou very much.

by Aviva April 1, 2004

Derren Brown

Derren Brown is a smug, balding git; A socially inept, poor man's David Copperfield with delusions of grandeur.

"If you don't attempt to make any friends and quit that nerdy magic stuff you'll end up just like Derren Brown!"

by Loki October 28, 2004

Derren Brown

A sneaky poo you weren't expecting. Like it's materialised from the bottom of the deck.

I thought I'd finished my ten-Guinness poo, but someone dealt me a sneaky Derren Brown

by AzBag September 25, 2017