Durkistan

Sovereign nation that was settled in November 2005 and declared independence from all governing bodies of the world in the summer of 2009. The unforgiving terrain of this rugged, mountainous, and barbed-wired utopia is feverishly patrolled by the New Sons of Liberty, a rabid all-weather attack militia. Formerly part of West Virginia, Durkistan is now landlocked by West Virginia and the envious Kingdom of Ken.The BOHC is the command center and site of logistics and operations for Durkistan. Durkistans elaborate defensive fortifications and heavy armaments make it the most impenetrable border of any nation built by man.

We stayed at Durkistan for the weekend it was pleasant and relaxing

by BOHC December 19, 2009

Derkshank

Noun - A term of abuse. A contraction of the words 'derkhead' and 'shank'.

Verb - To shank with derk. A contraction of the words 'derkhead' and 'shank'.

Shu hut yuh muh Chrissyole ya derkshank.

by Derkshank February 11, 2009

Derstand

Opposite of understand. When you don't understand something, can't comprehend it, derstand. -Un means not in understand, so it would be not derstanding, therefore derstanding is the opposite of understanding.

Billy, "Pancake, cranberry, face lotion, pretty cold. No more pancakes. Out of potatoes."
Joe, "I derstand you."

by bælle December 18, 2014

Dirka Dirkahstan

Refers to any of the middle eastern countries. (ex; Afghanistan)

Damn! Uncle Sam's sending my ass back to Dirka Dirkahstan for another tour!

by rasklking August 19, 2008

derksandwich

good comeback for someone who calls you derk often on false grounds, particularly including student government leaders.

boy: you're such a derk!
girl: well, you're a derksandwich.
boy: *runs away crying*

by derk defender May 8, 2009

Derpistanian

A person from the village of Derp

John is clearly Derpistanian.

by MrNeek August 28, 2011

durkastan

Pretty much the coolest spot on earth. There are many other associates, and they are all connected through this. Some of these "spots" include Agroshak, Durkamacshak, durkachillshak, muhammedmacshak, OCHQ, and Training Facility. These places are permitted if you know all the secret handshakes and the code names. Some of them include "Watch oot!" and "Seize your hablar". To sum it all up, this is where big things happen, rumor says it that Jesus was born here.

Durkastan will fucking own your face!

by Anonymous Hero March 29, 2007