Decrapitude

n. int. Portmanteau of "decrepit" and "crap." Used to indicate a general state of malaise experienced by the direct object of the phrase as used. us. associated with aging.

"Feeling in a general state of decrapitude from Covid and being 32, Katie slept for much of the week."

by k80theshade November 2, 2021

Decrepitated

Slowly dying and decaying while alive especially if your name is Dave.

He is so decrepitated that Dave shit under the toilet. Decrepitatedly: the act of dragging people into your decrepitatedness such as shitting on or under the toilet..

by No more Dave February 1, 2018