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December 17th 

Every year on this day, you may pick up and throw anyone shorter than you and that person cannot complain about it.
James (5’11”): *Throws Tony (5’7”)*
Tony (5’7”): HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
James (5’11”): It’s December 17th!
Tony (5’7”): Oh ok! :)
December 17th by lifeisadisease December 6, 2019

December 17th 

Girl: it’s time for some head

Boy: why
Girl: it’s December 17th
December 17th by I like titties December 9, 2020

December 17th 

December 17th is a day where you can poke anyone in the back of there neck

And this is also a day where you have to laugh at 9:30
Girl: pokes neck*
Boy: what the hell did you do that for
Girl: because it’s december 17th

Others: ahahhahahahahha
Boy: what’s so funny
Others: it’s December 17th
December 17th by Jakyia <3 December 16, 2019

December 17th 

National "Weed and Sex" day! As 420 minus 69 is 351 snd this is the 351st day of the year (352nd in leap years)
Person 1: Oh! Guys, its December 17th :
Person 2: Oh? Ok~

December 17th 

Guys bring your Glocks to school its December 17th
December 17th by Daddy'sCum2000 December 17, 2021

December 17th 

National Burger King Foot Lettuce Day!
Break into your local Burger King and shove your feet in some lettuce!
Worker: why is everyone breaking in and shoving their feet into our lettuce!?
Other worker: It’s December 17th!
December 17th by anonymous December 18, 2020