david's tree

a tree under which people lose their capability to act in a productive manner. Quite frequently, this great tree causes people's actions to resemble those of a froomer. contrary to popular belief, this term does NOT have a sexual connotation; them bitches do not get mad easy while sitting in the presence of david's tree. the tree,however, is not too big, and therefore is unfortunately an inadequate shield from the sun. keeping this in mind, it is absolutely crucial that one remember to bring a pair of sunglasses, preferably $7 foakleys bought from a haitian, when going to visit this wondrous spot.

bro, i want to play some lax, drink some nattys, and slam some bitches. it'll be so chill.

bro, sounds mad cill, but we cant be going to david's tree then...them bitches ain't mad easy thurr

by world's most concerned citizen July 11, 2010

David's Dick

A dick that makes you moan till you cum ; a good fuck

Side Effects:
Multiple orgasms

Struggle to walk normally after fucking
Babies

Girl 1: Have you ever fucked David's Dick before?

Girl 2: Fuck yeah he made me drench my bed sheets in my pussy juice! Have you?

Girl 1: Hell yeah! He gave me such a good fucking that he had me begging for one more pounding

by AlexCollier1 January 2, 2017

David’s mom

David mom thinks David is gay and says that David is adopted

I FUCKED DAVID’S MOM

by I FUCKED DAVIDS MOM January 13, 2019

Oh F*ck! David's Here

An exclamation used when a douche bag enters your group\room and a good conversation stops.

David = Douchefaggot

*"David" walks into the room*

"Oh F*ck! David's Here"

*Everyone leaves*

by BethanyElementary August 21, 2011

David's Man

Someone who is addicted to spitting sunflower seeds.
A true seeder.

I'm not just a seeder, I'm a David's Man!

by Brody Jennings June 9, 2008

David's Toybox

A white trailer used to torture and sexually torture victims in. It includes a homemade shock chair, BDSM sex toys and torture devices.

I'm gonna take that chick to David's Toybox

by SoundsAboutRight September 15, 2016

David's Dog

Fat, thicc, cute, funny, gains weight quickly, I love you David's Dog.

I love you David's Dog.

by Wassup bitchessss January 11, 2020