Dan Marino Challenge

As you are pooping, before the poop leaves your butthole you grab your penis and use it as a firehose and cut the poop in half #ri #mg #scripps

I did the Dan Marino Challenge the last time I took a dump, it was insane

by R Dolla Sign January 7, 2018

The Dan Marino

So you're fucking a girl doggy style and you act like her cooch is getting dry so you say "Hold up baby, let me get some lube". Except you don't get lube; you get a fucking NFL sized football with a Miami Dolphins logo on it. She's just moaning and waiting for the KY and you set up that pigskin laces out. Then you yell "MARINOOOOO!!!" and kick that ball for her two holes. You have a friend waiting in the closet who jumps out and gives the field goal sign yelling "Laces out Dan!!". If it's in her pussy (and sticks): 1 point, and if it's in her ass (and sticks): 3 points. In addition, if you carry the girl out to a large body of salt water, with the football stuck in either hole, then it's 6 points and a mermaid will jump out of the ocean/sea/brackish swamp with arms up and yell "TOUCHDOWN!!!" as you spike that ho into the water.

Casey- "Dude, that girl at your place last night looked pretty washed up this morning"

Justin- "Yeah man. Well, you can't blame her- I pulled The Dan Marino on that bitch. And... I went for the touchdown."

by ASHEVILLE BEAST October 13, 2009

A Dan Marino

When you take a dump inside of a urinal, named after the erstwhile Miami Dolphins Quarterback.

"Yeah man, every single stall was full and I was rushing to my meeting so I just had to drop the trousers and pull a Dan Marino."

by thewarrior1986 June 5, 2015

Danmarinos

"dan-mar-in-ous" or colloquially as "dan-bos"
Secret code used by supremely intelligent males to refer to large breasts when in the company of large breasted women.

Context: Two males at a social event come into the presence of two large breasted women.
"Mate do you think Danmarino had a good game today"
"Dan played bloody well mate!"
Female's - I didn't catch the game guys - i don't like football"

by CH August 21, 2003