by outrageouslilian November 10, 2020
An usually repulsive or annoying bloke who happens to also be one of your mates. The individual has very large ears, and is generally considered to be a cunt of the highest calibre and order, even when compared to other such individuals. A 'Dan' however, is not totally without his merits, as he is possessed of a canny ability to verbally abuse those around him whilst himself being a magnet for such abuse, which usually centres around his ears and physical attractiveness, which is on a par with a weeping sore. Dan is known to be the inspiration for the popular ditty, "You stink of piss, you've got no mates, you like to swing on garden gates."
by The 2nd Brother December 11, 2007
a fucking braindead homosexual who contracted autism because his parents forgot to vaccinate him and dropped him on the head as a child. he got rejected by a person who likes him which is already a fucking feat that fucking osama bin laden couldnt recreate.
by iwanttobetracerfuckoff December 28, 2018
dan is maybe the person you know who over reacts the most, all of his friends get sick of his winging and wishes he would get a grip and grow some balls
Friend1: hey, did you hear about dan crying last night
Friend2:yeah I did but c'mon when is dan not crying
Friend2:yeah I did but c'mon when is dan not crying
by timmytom122 September 13, 2014
Drew: Colin have you seen DG lately?
Colin: Who?
Drew: Dan Gay.
Colin: Oh yeah i did. He was eating a Greek's potato woodpussy.
Drew: Ew.
Colin: Who?
Drew: Dan Gay.
Colin: Oh yeah i did. He was eating a Greek's potato woodpussy.
Drew: Ew.
by D&C January 08, 2008
dan can be a nickname for danny or daniel. dan's are mostly somewhat attractive. they usually like people who are younger. dans can usually be impulsive and will do things on the spot. most dans are gingers and play baseball. they are generally nice but if you turn them down they will most likely be heart broken. dan's are usually sweet and in some cases can be creepy but they have a good heart. if you meet a dan be careful and make sure you know which kind of dan they are before you go out with them.
girl one: who do u think i have a shot with more, guy 1 or guy 2
girl two: uhh probably guy 1. he usually likes younger girls.
girl one: he's such a dan
girl two: uhh probably guy 1. he usually likes younger girls.
girl one: he's such a dan
by prettysweetwreckless June 13, 2011