she is the definition of petty. shes a sook, shes addicted to vaping, in love with this guy who will never look at her twice. over reacting bitch, hypocrite and a absolute IFL. and she is also unfuckable and no one will ever date her .
person 1 : hey do you know if anyone has ever liked dakotah or fucked her
person 2 : actually she is a unfuckable slag and no one willtouch her or even look at her twice
an amazing and gorgeous and funny girl. if you find a Dakotah, dont let her go. shes the best thing that will ever happen to you so treat her like gold and give her all of your love because she deserves it.
Taken place on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987, Captain Schlurnt and the men of the North Dakotan Army stormed into South Dakota in order to combine the Dakotas into one. The South Dakotan Militia vehemently opposed such a ordeal, leading Major Blunkus of the SDM to prepare defenses in the case of an invasion. Blunkus and his men killed at least 14 North Dakotans, essentially eradicating half the population of North Dakota in a matter of minutes. In light of this devastating loss, the Treaty of Barren Wastelands was signed the next day, keeping North and South Dakota separate for at least the next 41 years.
NormalUSAman: Who is in the picture on your mantle?
South Dakotan: Oh, that’d be the Mighty Major Blunkus, who repelled the savage North Dakotans during the Dakota War on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987.