Cyclonus

The bunny-eared second in command of the Decepticon army after the events of the 1986 Transformers movie. Was created for the sole purpose of serving his leader, Galvatron. Famous among Transformers fans as being incredible talented, powerful, intelligent, loyal and far too sophisticated for a children's cartoon from the 80s. Despite all of this, Galvatron would beat and degrade Cyclonus any chance the latter was in range for a good pimp-slappin'. Cyclonus never did anything about it.

Cyclonus was the most eerily accurate portrayal of a severely abused spouse in a children's show.

Fan 1: Wasn't Cyclonus made by Unicron from Skywarp and Bombshell?
Fan 2: No one fucking knows anymore, dude.

by cplpeaches April 5, 2010

Neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon

A legendary and powerful weapon used by the Inuisei Amanto when they first arrived on Earth and it gave them an overwhelming advantage over the Earthlings, assuring their takeover of Edo and Earth. This weapon was also used in several other galactic wars throughout history.

Isn't that a Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon, oh it's high quality too.

by Katsura_san January 16, 2021

cyclops penis

A cyclops penis is a subspecies of the very fabrics of reality itself. It is said that the cyclops penises where amongst the first things synthesized after the big bang. They are characterized in a 2 dimensional form as a penis (obviously) with a signature eye resembling that of a predator and their rather large lips just beneath the aforementioned eye. They also have 2 signature organic testicles (on the exception of the mighty bro wheeze) in which they draw their strength from reality. The two most widely knows cyclops penises are yung breezy (the almighty) and his nigga bro wheeze.

Big bang: *happens*
Cyclops penises: Allow us to introduce ourselves

by Dr. Fluffykins May 18, 2020

Cyclone girl

A being of unknown origin with an extremely similar anatomy as to of a human. They are literally a walking example of hate, death, and annoyance. If you in counter a cyclone girl stay still and they won’t see you( like a dinosaur) or run like hell in the other direction. You can tell a cyclone girl apart from a human a number of ways. For example if they are on the cyclone soft ball team, or super annoying, and have a high pitched annoying voice.

Josh: hey is that a mosquito

Molly: no it’s a cyclone girl

by Anticycloner November 13, 2019

cyclomethane

It's an impossible structure in organic chemistry, along with cycloethane. The lowest cyclic structure is cyclopropane. For all the non-chem people, think about it like this. There's no polygon with 1 side or 2 sides. The polygon with the lowest number of sides is a triangle with 3 sides.

* in Orgo class *
Kid who thinks they're cool: Excuse me teacher, how does one draw le CYCLOMETHANE?! HAR HAR HA...
Teacher, who doesn't want to deal with this kid: * slaps kid in the face with the textbook * Get out of my class RN, pleb!
* kid runs out of class crying *

by TSALB MOOB January 6, 2019

cyclobenzaprine

pills.
amazing.
a skeletal muscle relaxant for physical therapy
makes you dizzy, light headed, gives you blurred vision, and of course, makes you pass out .. HARD
great for school days.

give me some fxing cyclobenzaprine.

by xxsdravexx May 13, 2008

bomb cyclone

A fake meteorological term made up and pushed by the media to instill fear in the general populous about a relatively strong storm to get more views. The “bomb” refers to the meteorological process of bombogenesis which is the rapid strengthening of a storm in 24 hours. The “cyclone” is referring to the shape of the storm looking like a hurricane or cyclone.

Person 1: Yo did you here about the bomb cyclone coming this weekend?

Person 2: The what...?

by Person 2 AKA The smart one January 7, 2018