cumtwat

a female with a delicious piece of pie

yea! go ahead man, get you some of that cumtwat. I know i have.

by Greg Smith February 7, 2007

cumtwat

The woman of my dreams. Loves fucking, anal, facials, swallowing, and funny sexual nicknames.

After all these years, I've finally found my cumtwat!

That's my cumtwat!

by stanleythepowerdrill January 3, 2006

cumtwist

when one wrings out an item of cloth, fabric, penis etc. into a mouth, vagina, or anus in order to extract the last morsel(s) of sperm.

Suzy gave Johnny's cock a little cumtwist in order to fill her wanting gash.

by Todd Cumstain May 12, 2012

cumtwat

Tommy Robinson

Tommy Robinson is a misogynistic racist cumtwat

by Jaegerbear January 19, 2020

cumtwatta

a girl who has been fucked so many times her minge is similar to a bucket and dripping at the seems.

Fuck me, what an old cumtwatta

by Andypandy April 26, 2006

Comtwoper

'Com-two-pa'
It is a new form of computer design only now in the drawing boards.
They use 0,1,2, instead of just 0,1.
0 = no voltage
1 = low voltage
2 = high voltage

These comtwopers will revolutionise the way we perceive computing today. Complex calculations done with supercomputers could be performed on 3Ghz processors.
Programs will have to be redesigned from scratch to account for another binary digit. But the future of computing looks bleak without it.

"Have you seen the demo of IBM's new comtwoper?"
"Yea, at only 400Mhz, i could play Halflife 2 on my wristwatch - amazing"

by Lopin8 September 12, 2005

Cumtwad

Its what happens when you put cheap gel in your hair and it hardens the wrong way. It makes it look like someone came in your hair and you forgot to wash it out. Making you look like an unwashed vagina.

Stooby is such a cumtwad. Look at that greasy fuck.

by DaCdawg October 10, 2014