as cool as a cucumber

A person who is far relaxed and never worry about the future

John is as cool as a cucumber, his final exam is tomorrow morning and he is telling jokes.

by Moudyaseen55 April 3, 2015

Cucumber

A vegetable. That’s it, dirty minded fucks

I want a cucumber mate

by Kekadek January 6, 2019

Stuffed Cucumber Salad

A Stuffed Cucumber Salad is initiated between two consenting lovers and begins with a traditional anal Stuffed Cucumber. The cucumber is fully inserted into the rectum and is retained. Post retainage, the partner with the cucumber squats over the face of the other and begins a graceful, gentle expulsion. The cucumber may be fully released or it may be drawn in and out of the ass with flexion and contraction of the sphincter creating a fascinating display for the viewing partner. All is finalized by a final squeeze and drop of the cucumber on the viewer's chest. Depending upon the state of the dropper's bowels, the cucumber may stick to or roll off the chest.

Sonja gave herself an anal Stuffed Cucumber then squatted over Carl's face. She gave him the best Stuffed Cucumber Salad he had ever experienced. Her deftness at sphincter control had it moving in and out and looked like a Whack-A-Mole game.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015

cucumber eater

A boy called Joshua who likes to eat cucumber

Joshua the cucumber eater

by Billybobbly man tits March 14, 2017

cute cumber

What you call a person when they're extremely adorable

You could be my cute cumber ;)

by Red smoke November 17, 2014

Swaggy Cucumber

A Woman thats about it.

" That Swaggy Cucumber sure is something special

by Ok53672 May 18, 2021

Larry the Cucumber

Our lord and savior, along with his brethren, Pickle Rick, and Houdini the Zucchini. These three make up the holy trinity.

John 3:16 - So Larry the Cucumber so loved the world, he gave his one and only brother-in-law, Pickle Rick, to die on the holy cross, and save us from our sins.

by SpeedBump007 April 13, 2020