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birth control hair cut 

when a person has a haircut so bad, no one will want to have sex with them, hence it makes good birth control.
"Wow, look at that fem-mullet thats one hell of a birth control hair cut."

fuck boy hair cut 

Kyle Leitzel
"what hairstyle does that guys have?"
"Oh that's the fuck boy hair cut."
fuck boy hair cut by Roastytoasty September 16, 2016

Ye ye ass hair cut 

When a homie got a shitty cut and still believes he'll get pussy with it
Homie1: yo let me see the cut
*5 seconds later*
Homie1: *slaps* ye ye ass hair cut

Prescription hair cut 

A hair cut that is so bad it looks like you got it on the NHS
That bloke has a serious prescription hair cut

filippino hair cut 

It is what happens when a jealous philippina woman, usually a hooker or girlfriend, finds out you have been screwing around with other women, (called being a butterfly). She cuts off you cock and balls with a staight razor while your very drunk and sleeping, and then tries to feed them to you.
When Hot Cherrie found out that her sailor-boy Johnny was butterflying with the other bar girls, she got him really wasted on Mojo and gave him a filippino hair cut after he passed out last night. Ouch!
filippino hair cut by popeye1369 October 31, 2010

Shit hair cut 

KSI’S Bald Head, He fucks Simon as a baldie, his hair he has now is fake and a wig, under his hair now is baldness, Ksi is a hard working bald bloke.
Simon: what is sexy?

Vikkstar123: Shit hair cut
WAIT KSIS SHIT HAIR CUT
Shit hair cut by Ilobechiken August 31, 2020