Cut the bats hair

Having a good night out and waking up with a hangover. Phrase coined by Matt Helders and Alex Turner of the Arctic Monkeys.

"What happened last night?"
"Think we cut the bats hair a bit short last night"

by Sheffield lad March 28, 2015

special hair cut

A special haircut is when you shave your pubic hair.

Hey dude why are you so late?

Sorry, i was giving myself a special hair cut.

by Little Billy bumboy May 27, 2007

Prescription hair cut

A hair cut that is so bad it looks like you got it on the NHS

That bloke has a serious prescription hair cut

by Roy Munsen April 11, 2015

filippino hair cut

It is what happens when a jealous philippina woman, usually a hooker or girlfriend, finds out you have been screwing around with other women, (called being a butterfly). She cuts off you cock and balls with a staight razor while your very drunk and sleeping, and then tries to feed them to you.

When Hot Cherrie found out that her sailor-boy Johnny was butterflying with the other bar girls, she got him really wasted on Mojo and gave him a filippino hair cut after he passed out last night. Ouch!

by popeye1369 October 31, 2010

Shit hair cut

KSI’S Bald Head, He fucks Simon as a baldie, his hair he has now is fake and a wig, under his hair now is baldness, Ksi is a hard working bald bloke.

Simon: what is sexy?

Vikkstar123: Shit hair cut
WAIT KSIS SHIT HAIR CUT

by Ilobechiken August 31, 2020

Pixie Hair Cut

A type of hair cut a guy named Gustavo would have

"Hey did you see that Gustavo has the Pixie hair cut

by Apersonwithoutapixiehaircut June 12, 2021

JFK hair cut

When you wake up after a long night of drunken sleep and find you have awful case of bed head. Business upfront exit wound in the back.

Man that bum has a sweet JFK hair cut

by who the real dookie? March 20, 2010