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Cunty McCunty Cunt

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A pompous male that is such an asshole that if he were a female he would be a colossal cunty bitch
The boss's son treats us like he owns the place instead of his asshole dad.

Ya, he's a real Cunty McCunty Cunt for sure.
by Cunty Joe September 23, 2016
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This is a name you use for someone who is a cunt.
Person 1: I hate that girl she's so cuntacious!
Person 2: Yeah, she's a Cunty McCunterson fosho!
by Cunty McCunterson May 21, 2008
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Cunty McCunt Face

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Derived from the word "cunt" (One of the most offensive words in the English language)

A more lighthearted and slightly less offensive way to call someone a cunt. The Irish twist adds an air of humor depending on situation. Usually used as a joke (even though you are half serious).

This term is usually used behind someone's back or to a person of familiarity that understands sarcasm.

This term is slowly, but surely, finding its way into the mouth of every white teen girl and adolescent woman in America.
Example 1:
Kelsey: Dude, she ate all of my humus last night and didn't even ask.
Karley: What a little Cunty McCunt Face. You should confront her about it.

Example 2:
Meghan: Hey can you sleep on the couch tonight? My man is coming to visit from out of town.
Drew: Bitch please.....I am sleeping in my bed tonight.
Meghan: Don't be a Cunty McCunt Face.....I got sexiled last weekend.
Drew: Haha I'm kidding, of course i will take one for the team.
by SurferCuntUSA November 21, 2011
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Cunty McCuntensteined

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The act of being screwed over. A situation wherein someone becomes thwarted despite the odds being on their side.
"I had pocket aces, mother fucker called with 2 10, got it on the flop and Cunty McCuntensteined me."
by Quentin Monopoly July 11, 2007
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A spirit invoked to ward off Murphy's Law.
"There's so much freaking traffic! Cunty McCunterson!"
by purplewearingpurple September 9, 2009
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1. A pet name between friends

2. The biggest of all bitches, cunts, hoebags, fuckers, etc.

3. Donna Buchanan
Man that Cunty McCunterson is such a fucking cuntslap!
by Kyle February 10, 2004
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"I put a cigarette out on my husbands face. I'm such a Cunty McCunterson."
by DollyDayPeach69 April 21, 2022
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