Drive-by Cunting

When an individual walks into a crowded, yet quiet venue (like a 7-11 or Target) and yells loudly "CUNT!!!!!" creating a massive state of confusion for the general public. Typically, said individual has their friends arrive first so they may discreetly witness this ambush.

whilst picking up some provisions at the corner store*

Man Walks in:
"CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Shocked old lady to fellow shopper:
"Oh Heavens! did he really just say that?"
"Yea lady, that's what we call a drive-by cunting around here"

by werdtown February 18, 2010

Randall Cunningham'ed

Randall Cunningham'ed- The act of placing a Randall Cunningham card on the top of any other person's drink. This means the other person has to slam there entire remaining drink or face being ridiculed as a pussy.

"I remember everything until you guys Randall Cunningham'ed me.

by TheSenatorPosavvy January 11, 2011

cunning linguist

A clever play on words to use in place of the word wordcunnilingus/word. The first play on words being of the similar sound, one who thinks a bit more about it will realize a "cunning linguist" would be someone who is skilled at speaking, implying the mouth, thus, someone skilled with their mouth.

Hey Suzie, my friends say I am quite the cunning linguist

by Good4u April 28, 2003

cunning linguist

The term "cunning linguist" is a clever play on the word cunnilingus. It is clever for 3 reasons:

1) "Cunning linguist" simply sounds astonishingly similar to cunnilingus.

2) Whoever discovered the phrase "cunning linguist" certainly was one.

3) A "cunning linguist" would have a dexterous mouth, aiding him or her in the act of cunnilingus.

This word play is a triple whammy!

The cunning linguist was adept at cunnilingus and inventing clever phrases.

by MC Mikey October 1, 2007

cuntington

Derogatory term for one who is an upper class toff

"Look, there goes a fucking cuntington, his mum is loaded son!"

by Shayson May 23, 2007

Casual cunting

Casual cunting is the social practice of calling someone a cunt, without it meaning anything. First named casual cunting by the well known comedian, Micky Flanagan.

Person 1: why are all your shoes on top of mine? You cunt...

Person 2: is that supposed to be casual cunting?

by Lgill July 8, 2014

Jack Cunningham

Someone who is sexual pleased by tongs.

Woman: Hey did you bring the tongs?
Man: Hell yeah baby, you know I'm a Jack Cunningham!
Woman: *orgasms*

by yourboybd June 7, 2018