A commendatory response you wish your friend(s) when you learn he or she is expecting a child as a direct result of sexual intercourse.
“I’ve got some great news. We’re expecting!”
“Ahh cumgrats! In nine months you’ll get to introduce your fuck trophy to everyone.”
“Ahh cumgrats! In nine months you’ll get to introduce your fuck trophy to everyone.”
by Cups of the Dixie May 3, 2024
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Someone who is a gooner to the point of self detriment. Just like the rats in the experiment that pressed the pleasure button until they died instead of eat or drink water
Someone who is a gooner to the point of self detriment. Just like the rats in the experiment that pressed the pleasure button until they died instead of eat or drink water
by YoungBlud January 6, 2026
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