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A dude who's mad soft, and sweeter than cake.
I used to work at this vegan restaurant. Mad cakeboys in that bitch, grabbin' each others asses and shit. Niggaz is gay.
by Jeremy Bard May 6, 2015
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A cakeboy is a guy who gives off ambiguous intentions towards his female "friend(s)." Generally, he says and does things that confuse his female friend(s) into believing they're dating him. Cakeboys can be found in large numbers among nice guys and at Protestant seminaries.

The term cakeboy comes from the reference to cake -- it looks and tastes good for a time, but it won't sustain you long-term.
I can never tell whether I'm dating him. He snuggles up to me on the couch, but then talks about how he values our friendship. He is such a cakeboy!
by cori777 December 29, 2007
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cakeboy

an unsuspecting boy that can be played easily. often messed with by bored girls. often stupid
the girls approached the unsuspecting cakeboy, and soon had him paying the bill.
by cakeboyeater2 December 30, 2013
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want a beer cake boy?
has it got cake in it?
by cakeboy October 21, 2004
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Cakeboyz

A male that is always macking on girls and always spending time with girls. Usually well endowed and gets plenty of play. Originates from the society of young cakers.
The Cakeboyz always have women on their arms.
by Manget5 February 4, 2010
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cakeboy

A (generally) male person who's penis is wider than it is lengthy (one who had a choad). This label alludes to the shape of aforementioned genitalia: a cake -- generally having much greater girth than height -- is compared to the penis in question. Often thought of as more the realm of the exceedingly overweight or flabby.
Oneself to a friend: I hear MM is a total cakeboy, no wonder he's so lacking in the ass department
Friend: I've seen him drunk. Guy has a total choad. It's kinda gross.
by SSAchiquita December 29, 2005
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Cakeboy

UK BREAKS 'N' BEATS PRODUCER & LIVE ELECTRONIC ACT (NOT GAY). Releases on SONIC TONIC and CUP OF TEA Records.
'Cakeboy, up & coming Brighton Beat Bully'- Glastonbury Official Programme 2004.
by CAKEBOY January 30, 2005
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