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Sugar Coated Christmas Trees

That weed is so dank; it looks like sugar coated christmas trees. Lets smoke it!
by brandon2k9 May 19, 2010
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Sugar Coated Raspberry Twist

The act of snorting cocaine out of a woman's vagina, through a straw during, menstruation.

Usually performed without the performer's knowledge that its, "that time of the month".
Johnny used a sour straw to snort cocaine out of sally's vagina... unfortunately finding out that she was on her period and he had just performed a Sugar Coated Raspberry Twist.
by DunkinHigh October 22, 2009
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catted

catted = incapacitated by having a sleeping cat on your lap .. it’s illegal to move them except in extreme circumstances like house fire or ya gotta pee real bad. others in the house are obligated to fetch drinks and other necessities in support of catted-ness . i don’t make the rules
honey can you grab me my phone i'm catted
by stinkysquid April 20, 2018
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chated

(rhymes with "dated") chate chater 1. to be on the receiving end of a swindle, scam, rip-off or similarly unacceptable behaviour.
a. My friend got chated by this chick who never showed up last night!

b. After realising his buddy had returned his car after a week with zero gas in the tank he felt supremely chated.
by El Rob July 15, 2005
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candy coated blow job

The act of giving a blow job where the cock has been coated in a sugar candy substance. The best way to achieve said blow job is to procure a phallic sucker, like the old-school twisted suckers, and manually stimulate your partner with the sucker. Then insert cock into the vagina and enjoy the sex. Whether you finish inside or not, when you pull out have you partner return the favor and give the blow job on a cock that has a sugary coating now. It's a dirty coated BJ if you stimulate an ass instead of a vagina. It's a Sweet n Creamy BJ if you cum inside your partner.
My girl used to not like giving BJ's, but after we tried it, she only gives my candy coated blow jobs now! It's awesome, she does it sooooo much longer now.
by Allenjon576 May 2, 2013
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flat coated retriver

Omg Lana did you see my new puppy?
No,what about her?
Her name is Stella and she is a flat coated retriver.
by Jæçíìoqb January 6, 2021
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who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy
Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?
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