crustybutt

What you experience when, while taking a poop on the toilet and decide to waste some time on your smartphone, you suddenly realize you've been done pooping for quite some time and have just been sitting there.

That article was so good I got crustybutt.

by Esso Edren October 8, 2018

crustybum

Crusty•bum
A word used to define and or describe when someone's bum is looking crusty.

Person 1: woah, that's definitely one crustybum you have there.
Person 2:STAWWWP🥺🥺

by Pepepeooo February 18, 2022

bumping crustys

A description of elderly people having sex.

I busted my grandparents bumping crustys

by willevans1972 April 19, 2011