TP crumblies occur when women fail to evolve to proper, current hygiene standards and continue to use the archaic, unsanitary practice of toilet paper whipping (instead of a bidet), subsequently leaving trails of moist toilet paper balls scattered from clit to b-hole for their unfortunate male counterparts to find during conolingus.
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The remnants of a shit not completely flushed... often left by a roommate. Often occurs after late night binge drinking
give me a fucking courtesy flush so i dont have to shit and have your crumblies splash up on my O ring
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"Hey! You ate my crumblins?! What's the basis?!"
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