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TP crumblies

TP crumblies occur when women fail to evolve to proper, current hygiene standards and continue to use the archaic, unsanitary practice of toilet paper whipping (instead of a bidet), subsequently leaving trails of moist toilet paper balls scattered from clit to b-hole for their unfortunate male counterparts to find during conolingus.
I went down on Jackie last night, and there were TP crumblies all over the place.
by Noah Balboa September 4, 2015
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crumblies

little annoying bits of something, little remains
when she opened the box of cereal she discovered only crumblies left over
by Eternia February 25, 2005
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crumblies

The remnants of a shit not completely flushed... often left by a roommate. Often occurs after late night binge drinking
give me a fucking courtesy flush so i dont have to shit and have your crumblies splash up on my O ring
by ,mb,mbn May 13, 2005
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crumblins

The leftover crumbs (and frosting!) of any delicious baked good left in the bottom of the pan and all mixed together.
"Dude, those crumblins from your birthday cake were soooo good!"
"Hey! You ate my crumblins?! What's the basis?!"
by sbad27 January 2, 2012
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crumblit

A crumblit is a bit of a crumb.
"Why did you throw that container of fried Oreos away?!"
"There wasn't anything in there, it was empty."
"But there were crumblits!"
by hansss October 11, 2016
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