crock-puss

Derogatory term for a particularly loathsome vagina. One that has been explored by many, many doctors, penises, homeless people and various other characters. The connotation is one that implies you could store food inside said vagina and it could smoke to perfection due to the fumes and constant internal warmth.

I'd like to hide a pot roast in yours and let it slow-cook for a few days. Then i'd like to clean your crock-puss with a water hose and a stick-up...

by kissing suzy kolber March 31, 2010

crockerphilia

The sexual attraction to Mr.Crocker from Fairly Odd Parents.

I like Mr.Crocker, so I have crockerphilia.

by gwaaarrrrrlarrrrl October 7, 2013

crispy croke

A crispy croke ...what else can I say?

Only KnJers know what's uuuup

JC: ...
Kian: cRisPy cRoKe fOr mY cRaCk dAd

by crackasscrackdad October 23, 2019

Choke & Croak

Term used at auto dealerships to describe supplemental life insurance that is sold during the part of the sale where the financing is arranged. This type of insurance would pay off your loan if you die, it is a source of "back end" profit" for the dealer.

"That customer was a total lay-down; he bought Slip & Trip (a similar disability insurance), Choke & Croak and Rust & Dust (paint protection)

by St. Jerome December 18, 2008

Crockenboosh

verb - To deliver a thrusting blow to the balls, especially with the fist.

If you don't give me that croquembouche I'm going to crockenboosh you so hard.

by davethecrockenboosher December 22, 2015

crock of shit

Something that is false, misleading, full of lies, etc.

The assertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of shit.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

Barry Crocker

Australian rhyming slang for shocker. Named after the Australian singer.

Your new haircut is a Barry Crocker.
(After a really bad kick in AFL footy) What a Barry Crocker!

by lostempire June 11, 2006