Crotti

A term for the most perfect man in the world. A man of legend, who is even more interesting than The Most Interesting Man In The World. Thus he has earned the moniker, The Most Extremely Fascinating Man in the Universe. So fascinating in fact, that he does not need a beer company to sponsor him! Beer companies are afraid of his power! He once killed eight lions with his pinky finger, and his blood is made of liquefied platinum! The Most Interesting Man in the World, grovels at the feet of Crotti.

No man will ever measure up to Crotti, it's just not possible!

by MsMDub December 19, 2012

Lewis Crotty

A Lewis Crotty is the kind of guy who enjoys partying. He is also known as the damp squid man. He pongs his way all the way to the shops and back.

This guy is a real Lewis Crotty.

I hate this Lewis Crotty guy.

by Big bruce fantastic May 27, 2021

Ginger Crotty

Wow. The only difference between a brick and that ginger crotty is a brick gets laid. Ginger crotty never gets laid, and has been looking for a hot girl ever since. It has been said that when a ginger crotty slips it in for the first time, he will say, “Mission Accomplished.”

That ginger crotty has never got his tip wet!

by TheTalismanTims December 18, 2023

Tybon Crotty

A person who doesn’t choose to maintain their self hygiene.

Margaret when was the last time you showered, Your turning into a Tybon Crotty

by Charlie Smallbone October 31, 2020

The crotty

The Crotty is everything and nothing. The Crotty is all.

Let’s go to the Crotty

by Themanjack24 July 2, 2024